Shall we play?

Hi,
Even if our theme is "words", I'm gonna try to put just a few of them in that post, so that you can enjoy our love of weird things as fast as wished.
But, before we start, I have a question for you.

Have you ever noticed how words are "look alikes" when pronounced quickly?

English is not my first language and here are testimonies of things I thought I heard. 

Have a nice day, weekend is coming.

- Lélo